Like her pyrotechnic stage outfits, her humour is saucy and postcard
style - all double entendres and faintly inappropriate fart jokes. 'OK,
so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert
Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever
fart in front of a man I am dating. That's a rule.' It's typical Katy - a
disarming way to difuse an awkward topic. 'He's my bud. I'm like his
big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: "One of the things
I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert." And that's true.'
Part of my thinks quiet, English Robert might be a lovely boyfriend for Katy. Yet, it's clear, given her predilection for bad, big-mouthed boys, that he is absolutely not her type.
She also has A-list girlfriend, with whom relations sometimes seem a little strained. Mortified at being painted as the other woman, she made sure Kristen Stewart knew the Robert Pattinson relationship rumors were just that. 'I sent her a text message saying: "I know you've seen all this stuff, but you know I would never disrespect you. I'm not that person. I'm just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits."'
Part of my thinks quiet, English Robert might be a lovely boyfriend for Katy. Yet, it's clear, given her predilection for bad, big-mouthed boys, that he is absolutely not her type.
She also has A-list girlfriend, with whom relations sometimes seem a little strained. Mortified at being painted as the other woman, she made sure Kristen Stewart knew the Robert Pattinson relationship rumors were just that. 'I sent her a text message saying: "I know you've seen all this stuff, but you know I would never disrespect you. I'm not that person. I'm just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits."'
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